Don't Cry Over Spilled Wine

This week, the streets in São Lourenço de Bairro, Portugal ran red with ... WINE!

In the most Un-happiest of Happy Hours, two tanks ruptured at the Levira Distillery.  The town was awash in over 500,000 gallons of red wine with reported flooding of homes, streets, and even a nearby river.  

No word yet, on whether the 10,000 gallons of club soda released afterward did any good.